Sir John Betjeman, late in life, said his one regret was that he had not had enough sex.
A UK poll published in October 2006 suggests that he was not alone. 70% of pensioners included "more sex" as one their top ten wishes if they could have their time over again. In comparison, many 20-30 year olds actually wanted to sleep with less partners (23%) and seemed a lot more bothered about material concerns -
their main regret was that they hadnt bought property earlier (77%)
Unfortunately, the results don't reveal gender differences, which I am sure would have made fascinating reading. Are women pensioners regretting not having more sex to the same extent as men, or is the story like it is in Woody Allen's Annie Hall?
When their
respective
therapists ask Annie (Dianne Keaton) and Alvy (Woody Allen) how often
they sleep together, they give strangely similar yet different answers.
"Hardly ever" laments Alvy, "Maybe three times a week."
"Constantly" compains Annie. "I'd say three times a week."
"Who would have thought
that pensioners would be so fixated on having missed their opportunity
to have more sex and travel the world, while twenty-somethings are more
concerned about property?"
Well, maybe that old sage, Abraham Maslow, who long ago in his hierarchy of human needs postulated that we are most motivated by what we are lacking. From Maslow's perspective, it's hardly surprising that 20-somethings, probably in debt, value money and that pensioners, many whose sexual needs are not met as they once were, value sex. If that's true, then the poll results shouldn't be interpreted as providing universal answers to the question "what matters most". It's even possible to turn Maslow's ideas round and ask "is what is motivating me most now just a symptom of my not having it?. Would I be really happy if I did have it?".
Or am I being too sceptical about the poll results? Maybe we should leave the last word on that to Woody Allen.Sex without love an empty experience, but as empty experiences go, it's one of the best.
Pensioners "If I could turn back time I'd like to" Top 10 |
% |
20-30 year olds "If I could turn back time I'd like to" Top 10 |
% |
1.Have
more sex | 70 | 1.
Buy property
earlier |
77 |
2.
Travel more | 57 | 2.
Not waste money |
56 |
3.
Change jobs | 45 | 3.
Vote differently |
45 |
4.
Save more | 50 | 4.
Be famous | 44 |
7.
Spend
"frivolously" |
19 | 7.
Study harder |
30 |
8.
Set up business, |
16 | 8.
Booze less | 28 |
9.
Study harder |
12 | 9.
Take vocational
courses | 25 |
10.
Be famous | 7 | 10.
Sleep around
less | 23 |
1500 over-65s and 20-30 year olds were interviewed for the poll, conducted by UKTV Gold
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